10 Reasons Why I Never Want To Leave UVM

10 Reasons Why I Never Want To Leave UVM

1. I will have to look like/act like/be like a real person.

Not looking forward to having to dress up every day, and have my life together (or at least appear to do so). Being in college is great because no one ever judges you for looking like you haven’t showered/slept/eaten a real meal in 2 days.

2. I’m going to have a really boring/embarrassing Facebook page with pictures of my children/pets as my profile picture.

It’s just something all adults are into. When does the transition from funny statuses to complaining about doing our taxes happen? I don’t get it.

3. I will have to work 12 months a year, instead of the measly 8 I work now.

I think school is long enough as it is, I wonder how life is gonna be like once I have to do it all year round..

4. All of my best friends will no longer live 5 minutes away from me.

What keeps me going through the looooong summer breaks is that at the end of the 3 months we will all be reunited with our BFFS!!!!!!!!!!  Except not anymore when all of our friends are spread out across New England.

5. Summers will never mean what they mean now

*insert really corny country song here* 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpFaI0dKAHc

6. I will look forward to the weekends so I can sleep and run errands, not so I can make bad decisions with my friends.

I look forward to Saturdays because that is when I get to lay in bed being a hungover bum all day. I don’t want have to wake up at a decent hour because Saturday is the only day that I have time to do things.

7. I probably will no longer start off St. Patrick’s Day with a couple of beers

The world stops for UVM students on March 17^th.

8. Day drinking will no longer be socially acceptable…………..

Having a couple beers at noon is a little weird when you have to return to work after your lunch break.

9. Buying alcohol is not as fun if you can legally buy it

Having a fake ID is the biggest thrill possible. Even if it is just a poor old senile lady at WalMart that you’ve tricked into believing that you’re 23, not 20, you just walk out with your PBR’s feeling like a badass. Not that I would know or anything but I’m just guessing that’s how it feels

10. I can’t just skip work to go on a hike with my friends

Skipping class to go on a hike or go to North Beach is a given for all UVM students on the first nice day. But you can’t just call out of work every time there’s a nice spring day.